Gather round, frisky kittens!
Let’s have a chat about keeping your nether regions blissfully bump, ooze and drip free through safe sex. Protecting your bits and bobs is so hot right now! So suit up before any hanky panky.
What’s safe sex?
It’s getting busy while avoiding bodily fluid swapping that can lead to baby-making or less than delicious side effects. Wrap it before you tap it to keep your garden infection and bundle of joy free! Secure the package before any deliveries, if you catch my drift.
Now I know rubbers can be passion killers, interrupting your flow when things get hot n’ heavy. You’re craving skin, bursting with ecstasy! You don’t want to stop to unwrap plastic wrappers. But just think: a little prep now prevents embarrassing problems down the road…
Can you imagine waking up to find inexplicable drippage in awkward crevices, burning pees, and funky lumps or bumps that require awkward doctor discussions about your frisky activities? Let’s avoid becoming a textbook medical diagram, shall we?
Getting down without protection can spread things like:
- HPV, genital warts and herpes
- Gonorrhea, chlamydia, syphilis
- HIV
- Hepatitis A, B, C
- Crabs, scabies, critters
- Pregnancy (hello little roommate!)
Make your health and child-free status a priority and always wrap your rascal! Avoid spreading or receiving STDs and unplanned parenthood. Keep the party private!
Condoms are your best buds
for carefree fun without consequence. Latex, polyurethane, lambskin – dress your soldier in a protective bubble before any tango between the sheets. Condoms prevent fluid swapping that can lead to infections or accidental fertilization! Hallelujah!
Follow these tips:
- Check expiration dates and store properly away from heat
- Add water-based lube inside to increase sensitivity
- Pinch tip while rolling on to avoid air bubbles
- Use a new condom each steamy romp
- Have backup rubbers nearby in case of slippage
If breakage occurs, halt everything and reassess! Consider emergency contraception and testing just to be safe. Stay on top of your health!
Don’t assume condoms cover all bases in the heat of the moment. Unprotected skin contact also spreads HPV, herpes, and other friends. Know your partners, get tested regularly, and pause play if you notice lumps or leakage.
Most of all, condoms prevent fluid swapping that can cause STDs, pregnancy and general ickiness. Don’t let rubbers ruin your fun – learn to play safe! Add extra foreplay and manual stimulation to keep the passion alive. Just get consent and wrap it up!
Play wise and prioritize your health! Protect your jewels and avoid unexplained seepage. The only souvenirs you want are beautiful memories! Now go forth, play safe, get tested regularly, and explore consensually!
References:
- Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. “Human Papillomavirus (HPV) – CDC Fact Sheet.” CDC.gov, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention,30 Nov. 2021. https://www.cdc.gov/std/hpv/stdfact-hpv.htm.
- Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. “Gonorrhea – CDC Fact Sheet.” CDC.gov, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, 22 Sept. 2021. https://www.cdc.gov/std/gonorrhea/stdfact-gonorrhea.htm.
- Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. “HIV/AIDS – CDC Fact Sheet.” CDC.gov, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, 25 June 2021. https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/default.html.
- Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. “Viral Hepatitis – CDC Fact Sheet.” CDC.gov, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, 19 Oct. 2021. https://www.cdc.gov/hepatitis/index.htm.
- Planned Parenthood. “Emergency Contraception.” PlannedParenthood.org, Planned Parenthood, n.d. https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/morning-after-pill-emergency-contraception.
